Gay: My Best Friend

Gays is a totally separate type of men which unlike all others is impossible for a woman to view as their potential boyfriends. Unfortunately, gays can only be boyfriends to gays. Why unfortunately? Because this seems to be the only type of men who are able to comprehend a woman, to understand her completely that is.
But oh well, things wouldn't have been so interesting if all men were able to understand their women completely, wouldn't you agree? That's why women continue to suffer from lack of understanding, numerous heartbreaks, lies and pretence which come from the males' side.
Gays know what perfume is the best and what colour of lipstick would fit this or that type of female lips best. As a rule gays are extremely stylish and fashionable. Unlike many heterosexual men who are not passionate about clothes and accessories at all, gays pay careful attention to all the details of their clothes and the way they 'intercommunicate' with each other.
Gays often become women's best friends. They are like usual female friends of a woman, however, the fact that they are actually males and understand her feelings so well, amazes a woman greatly.
Gays are very sensitive and can give a woman the best advice regarding surviving her failed romance or coping with her boyfriend's impossible character. Gays are great listeners and will always support a woman like good faithful friends or just people who deeply care. Gays' only flaw is the fact that they do not date women.